DB Cooper
October 19, 2017 07:48
I use this gym, the staff are great, plenty of equipment and good standards of cleanliness. However, lately some of the newer clientele are concerning me. I often train late a night due to shift patterns etc, last week I was dead lifting when a tubby, bald fella wearing what can only be described as elevator boots and an awful smelling T shirt waddled up to me and asked 'how long you gonna be IDIOT?' with an aggressive and strangely nasal tone to his voice. I told him I'd finish when I felt like it and I swear his response was to hold out a (shaved?) arm and state "you need to back the f**k down" while his other hand fumbled spasmodically in the elastic of his nylon shorts. At this point a trans gender person with bright green hair and size 10 feet screamed "yeah baby, show him how we roll in Texas!" I looked this fat, bald lunatic straight in the eyes and told him to go ahead and lets see where it goes, at which point he started weeping about his father who never loved him (hit him with a steel pipe?) and walked away making strange twirling motions with his fingers. Then guess what? The trans person came right over to me and offered me a speed-ball and 30 minutes of fun for $8.00, just like that! Well I can tell y'all I was so mad I went straight over to the bench and hit a 500lb REVERSE grip bench press for reps. So, despite the oddballs here, its a great place to really make gains and hit a PB. Non negotiable.