Brett Berry
October 25, 2017 11:26
Jealousy starts with seeing someone else who has what you should have
Everyone knows of my affinity for OTF. That's not the purpose of this review. I would simply like to waste this time by pointing out how this facility is nicer than the one I attend.
But first, I'd like to thank Julia and her husband for inviting me to work out with them. They are OTF fierce... both of them!
Now, I would like to air the following grievances.
Why does Thousand Oaks have the following... or better yet, why does Pecos Ranch NOT have the following?
1. Aesthetically pleasing custom locking cubbies
2. A water bottle filling station
3. A clock on the wall that doesnt work
4. Ultrasound gel in ketchup squeeze bottles for our heart monitor straps
5. A team fun photo board with chalkboard
6. Axe body spray and hair gel in the mens room
7. Q-tips!!!
8. Something in a pump aerosol
9. Treadmill/Rower/Station laminated number cards to guarantee your spot
10. A galvanized steel bucket of Quest bar singles available for the taking
Seriously, I am jealous, Thousand Oaks peeps